Moving on up.

Wow. I am so proud of myself.

I am a telemarketer.

Making minimum wage.

With an MA in English.

I'm not writing anymore, I'm not doing shit. I am officially good for nothing but calling people and trying to sell them shit they don't even want.

If I put a bullet in my head soon, don't be surprised. Just bury my useless ass someone where no one will ever bother me or even look at me again.